MamaTried

Straight girls love to announce that they look like SUCH lesbians when they happen to have baggy clothes on, when in reality they just look like straight girls with baggy clothes on. 


I made it back from the south in one piece I guess, with some pretty good stories. I'll write some up when I feel like it. I got some film developed and the picture below was the last one on the roll. What a douchbag right? If the person who snapped it would come forward I'd really like some answers about this particular night. Jesus christ.

Basically...

                    

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SuckitbySina

GnarlyBallz

❝Shawty imma only tell you this once, you the illest

And for your lovin imma die hard like Bruce Willis

You got spark, you got spunk

You, you got something all the girls want

You're like a candy store

And Im a toddlor

You got me wantin more and ma ma more of

Your love, your love❞

happy birthday elise

brush your teeth before i get there:

los angeles to denver to new orleans

See ya in two weeks, ill need the second for isolated recovery

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SuckitbySina

Listen

Here's a list of word combinations or I guess they're called phrases I've heard this week. Whether it be a conversation I was a part of or one I had no business hearing. Other than "that's so 1923!" none of the rest came out of my mouth.

-Legal piss and jargon

-Farts for thoughts

-That's a lousy ass victory

-Who said that? Who said that?

-Open wide bitch

-I hope she gets diarrhea during mass

-Sarah Michelle Gellar

-That's so 1923!

-Your practicing borrowed generosity again

-Please slow the fuck down

-Parenting doesn't end when the kid turns 18

-Menopausal technology

-I'm really sorry

-I only have one Skype buddy

-Then she suggested a jenga tournament

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SuckitbySina

SunzOut

Sweating in Stars

I feel like air conditioning has become a luxury reserved for the upper-class. Time to take another cold shower, that makes three today.

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SuckitbySina

Blackberry Vizion

Rose- I don't know what all the fuss is about. It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania.

Cal Hockley- You can be blase about somethings Rose, but not about the Titanic. It's over a hundred feet longer than the Mauritania and far more luxurious.

BlackberryPics

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