Spare Me Keira

You know that chick Keira Knightley? Of course, anyway, sure she is one hot bag-of-bones but she does one things that is more god damn annoying than when bars are "cash only." (Get a credit card machine, this is 2009 for christ-sake and mama wants a cocktail.) She fucking acts through her lips. Next time you watch one of those 4 hour Pirate movies, pay extra attention to her pout. She'll purse and pout her lips and beg for mercy like it's going out of style. "Ohhh Captain Jack Sparrow, please don't poke my eyes out." Madeleine gives us her best Keira pout and lazy-eye.