You may think bagels are a standard breakfast food. You take yours toasted with lightly spread cream cheese. Sometimes at Noah's when your feeling saucy you go ahead and order that jalapeno bagel that makes your mouth burn. It's ok baby.
I'm sorry, allow me to explain. This summer Elise, Paul, and I worked on campus and had only the overpriced undercooked cafeteria as our lunching option. The cheapest thing in the place is a bagel and cream cheese for $1.63. I have eaten 5 bagels a week from Monday to Friday for the past three months. DO THE MATH: THAT'S SOMETHING LIKE 4 MILLION BAGELS EATEN.
We got buckwild with this shit. Starting with cream cheese and stacking toppings like tomatoes, mustard, tons of onions, and lettuce, these sandwiches were serious. Fuck it, sometimes we hid bacon and chicken breasts underneath the lettuce. Our "Rodeo-Bagel" packed with bbq sauce, chicken, jalapenos, and a few onion rings was truly on another level.
The key to paying is always going to the black cashier lady. Debra doesn't give a fuck what you have in there. She'll just charge you for bagel and a cream cheese. If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home.
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