To Catch A Predator

If you have never seen To Catch A Predator on NBC there are a few reasons why it's great television:

1) It is so fucking gratifying because the predators always get caught. And they catch like 50 every episode.

2) Predators fucking love ice tea or lemonade. They walk into that pasty looking kitchen, kind of nervous/excited about meeting up with a 13 year old girl, but the second the decoy says "I made some sweet tea!" They grab the pitcher and get comfortable.

3) Chris Hansen is the host and he is so good. At first I thought he was creepy but he really asks the hard-hitting questions like "Why did you bring whipped cream and condoms if you weren't planning on having sex with this 12 year old, Mr.BibleThumpingHighSchoolTeacher?" The best is when he reads directly from the AIM conversations.

For the record if I ever EVER see Chris Hansen, even in the middle of a grocery store I am immediately covering my asshole and starting to sob. Dexter and I thought it we'd come up with possible predator screen-names. After coming up with a bunch we realized it was much easier than we thought, so here are some:

icanfixyourdaddyissues321
PTA-dad4younger

theyoungertheberrythesweeterthejuice1947

areyouhomealone123?

Eh, that's all i got people, comment with your most inapproriate ones. Happy monday I suppose.