Born and Raised

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Here is a sneak-peak from an upcoming post. I have to censor the pictures I took after a night in Venice. A jungle-gym, my American flag shirt, and a master poser, the results were really dope. We parked the car nearby and blasted tunes with the windows open for a little while. I hope no one was up walking their dog at the hour because we wouldn't have noticed and they would have gotten quite a show.

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SuckitbySina

Aye caramba

DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH  DEATHDEATH LASVEGAS DEATHDEATH

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I haven't been posting because I was stuck in Nevada on one of the worst trips I've ever been on. I am seriously boycotting Las Vegas for at least the amount of time that Obama stays in office, potentially a 6 year long period. I plan on doing my 21st in Reno because unlike Vegas, Reno doesn't claim to be anything it's not. Reno knows it's trash, but Vegas and everyone that goes there thinks it's some sort of desert oasis. I was a fish out of water and basically kept my face planted in a cup of watered-down whiskey for the majority of the 72 hours I spent there. Stay tuned there a bunch more posts coming.

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SuckitbySina

Urination

i pissed in a fucking cup

drip drip dry zip up

they put it through a cat-scan

and it came back pristine

thank fucking god

it's all good, two thumbs up

terrysdiary

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SuckitbySina

Roadtrip

when the sun comes up 

i have morals again

elizabeth taylor

Photos from lagoldenone.blogspot.com

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SuckitbySina

El San Diego

bottomless brunch on a big ass boat

Just a week after her 21st birthday my girl Lee had another reason to celebrate. She put on her cap and gown and straight up graduated her cute little self from college. Weekend getaway filled with dinners and drinking followed by eating food and sipping on the good stuff, then sleeping and eating and then grabbing a bite and yea drinking. As humans we like to consume, rather these humans like to consume. Way to go Lee, you making this soul sista real proud.

Photos taken on my BlackBerry

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SuckitbySina

READ MY LIPS, READ MY THREADS

Pictures from icanteachyouhowtodoit

SUBTLE AND SLEEK RIGHT? HAAA, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS MY NEW SHIRT. IT'S THE BEST WAY TO TELL THAT PROFESSOR TO SUCKIT WITHOUT PAYING THE CONSEQUENCES. I'LL BE WEARING IT ALL SUMMER, SLEEVELESS BIENSURE. 'YOU'RE SCUM' IS ALSO THE NAME OF A PUNK BAND WHICH COST ME ALL CREDIBILITY AND RESPECT FROM A COUPLE OF COOL HIGH SCHOOL KIDS ON THE BUS THE OTHER DAY. "OH REALLY, NAME A SONG THEN?" I REALLY HOPE I'M NOT ABOUT TO GO THROUGH ANOTHER GRAPHIC TEE PHASE, THAT SHIT ENDED YEARS AGO AND DOESN'T NEED TO BE RELIVED. 

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SuckitbySina

me and the misses

g o o d m o r n i n g

She may not be in school right now but she's still trying to get a degree

The MRS DEGREE- focuses on trying to get a ring on your finger with the most suitable, sane, emotionally unavailable, financially secure man that will have you. Don't hate the playette, hate her game.  

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SuckitbySina

Gotta keep faith

What I learned from the latest issue of New York Magazine:

(I took a pic on my phone of the cover. I mean to judge something by its cover seems completely fine when the cover is as brilliant as this.)

#1- As of February 22nd, the Dalai Lama has a twitter.

No seriously, you can "follow" him if you want. At first I was like what the fuck is he twittering about? How the traffic blows on the Bay Bridge in mornings? Or how that drive-thru chili at lunch was a bad idea? Then my brain went into a really fun visual picturing the Lama himself sitting pool-side with his beloved BlackBerry curve in hand, a Frappachino nestled in his crotch, twittering: "@TigerWoods love one many times, not many at one time." I mean of course he has some "assistant lama" doing his twittering for him I'm sure, but after one google search I found out the DalaiLama has over 340,000 twitter followers and pops out motivational kernels like this one he sent, "If you wonder what you were doing in the past, look at your body; to know what will happen to you in the future, look at your mind." I feel like Panda Express invented a substitute for DalaiLamas tweets years ago, which are wrapped in an origami sweet treat called: fortune cookies. Then I thought maybe the Pope was on twitter too, uploading his favorite pictures of Justin Bieber shirtless but I couldn't track him down. 


Side-note: I do not have a twitter account, but clearly I also do not have a life.

Let's keep things simple

So I took what I wanted 

and put it out of my reach

I wanted to pay for my successes 

with all my defeats

And if heaven was all that was promised to me, why don't I pray for death

As if the boys, rather the men, of Dawes weren't already as smooth as they come with their authentically old school sound and sing-a-long lyrics, then I saw their video. Their music video for When My Time Comes, is an ode to Paul Newman's Cool Hand Luke from 1967. They've done their research and this is no act. Something tells me they would agree that, "sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand."

If you don't know, now ya know!

❝A beautiful girl can make you dizzy like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high, full of the single greatest commodity known to man: promise. Promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the galt of a beautiful girl. In her smile and in her soul. In the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy, that's all they are, bottled promised. Scenes from a brand new day, hope dancing in stilleto heels. A beautiful girl is all powerful and that is as good as love.❞

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One girl with an endearing sense of agreement and a closet full of furs. There's nothing sexier than unapologetic confidence and eye-catching poise. She's my lady and my personal favorite line is when  Emma yelled at a guy, "You should learn how to do yoga so you can suck your own dick!" His mid-western ignorance didn't get rewarded.

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SuckitbySina

Yazoo!

SCHOOL'S OUT!!! LETS DANCE AND SWIM AND DRINK AND EAT WAFFLES AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT I LIKE TO DO!! 

Came in from the city

Walked into the door

I turned around when I heard the sound 

of footsteps on the floor

Love just like addiction

Now Im hooked on you

I need some time to get it right

Your love gonna see me through

Can't stop now don't you know 

I ain't never gonna let you go

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SuckitbySina

Ideal

everything: russian food, mexican food, chicken wings, (winks) chicken wings yea

yuri pleskun

ClickPoseClickPose

youth is a short-term lease,

non-renewable

-remember now

as serious as ding-dong ditching

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SuckitbySina

Going Bats for Tats

boundless appetites & 

throats as big as needles

i hold a strict double standards when it comes to tattoos. On girls I don't particularly like them at all. I mean there are exceptions, but female bodies don't look good with them to me. But on men, oh boy. I like simple ones and silly ones. Not intricate sleeves, rather simple caricatures and odes to whiskey. I'm getting another one this Monday, before I get on the aeroplane...

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SuckitbySina

Gangsta's Paradise

don't look bored

this is tony ward

Homotography

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SuckitbySina

No sex in the champagne room

a girl walks into a hardware store. the sign above the paint counter said, "we'll match any color!" she throws a magnum condom wrapper on the counter and says, "MATCH IT" he raises an eyebrow and looks at the ground, muttering the price.  that girl has a bike of  

 g o l d

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SuckitbySina

Chill Life

sid & nancy but nicer

What just happened?

Here is a word for word conversation from the last episode of The City on MTV. Emma and I sat there afterward wondering if we were supposed to read between the lines. Does this mean they are going to meet at a specific restaurant at a specific time? Did he get denied or was he asking about how many roommates she had? How did that exchange just happen, holyshit.

Boy: Um so whats goin on with your uh uh situation

Girl: My situation?

Boy: Your situation

Girl: We'll see

Boy: Ohhh alright um well that's cool

Girl: Is that bitterness?

Boy: I dunno

Girl: Okay

Boy: Awesome

Later in the show this girl said to Whitney, her BFF/archenemy/wingwoman/coworker:

"I think Zach asked me out, but I'm not sure."

JESUS NEITHER ARE WE

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SuckitbySina

You down with UCC?

black coffee found 

only on the black market 

I know your about be all like, "Gurl whatcho talkin bout coffee in a can? Gurl don't be ridiculous, I need that real shit. Gurl quit playing with me, I said GURL!" Well that is pretty much what I said until I finally shut my front door and tried the damn stuff. It's really good, but the problem is it's harder to find than fucking natural hair color in west hollywood. The only places I know have them are Japantown, Wholefoods, and eBay. I clean out the shelf when I see some, but none of those places are convenient in the morning when I'm already running 10 to 40 minutes late. 

No really, apparently my boss thinks it's weird when I call and tell her I'm running between 10 and 45 minutes late. "What do you mean 10 to 45 minutes? That's a really big range." Well I'm still in bed, so we can't be sure now can we?

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SuckitbySina

GoldenGurls

they take direction well

believable right?

These pictures are from December and I just got around to developing them. Thanks Walgreens for giving us pictures that no one involved remembers happening. Both of these blondies had to up and leave to New York and Cape Town, but today marks the one month countdown for one of their return. Not letting her out of my site anytime soon, nope won't make that mistake again. She never got the care package that I promised because we kept buying important essentials like Sour Patch Kids, bottles of E&J, and Hello Kitty stickers, and we just ended up eating or drinking them ourselves. I love you babe, but I love me more. 

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SuckitbySina

Stop makin a fool outta me!

LONG-LIVE-WINEHOUSE

with the (cuter) ronson

if you want my heart 

you better fart for it

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SuckitbySina