Wannagetaway?

a haiku for you:

would you like peanuts?

please prepare for landing sir

it's been too long love

July 19th I'm getting on a plane and going back to the dirty dirty south for a full week of friendship rejuvenation and more importantly, boozing. I haven't seen Elise since mid-May and you know that's too long for me to be apart from this gurl. If you've never been to New Orleans I suggest you stop fucking up and get over there immedzballz. Where else can you go get drive-thru daiquiris? They literally put a piece of tape over the straw to "discourage" drinking them before you get home. Where else are the roads so fucked up that certain streets feel like a 2.0 roller coaster if you gain enough speed? Where else can you go The Palms on Wednesday nights and play rock-paper-scissors with the bartender to see if your drinks are free? I'm not kidding, there's no cover charge and you can order whatever you want, including bottles, as many times as you want and if you win you turn around and walk away. Best thing invented, well since "Flip For It Fridays." Yup, you play heads or tails to see if your drinks are free. My kind of town. And don't even get me started on the food. This is the place that birthed (the past tense form 'to give birth', just go with it) the genius behind Popeye's, specifically the loaded chicken wrap that only costs $1.79 but always hits the spot. Is this all making sense? Do you feel me? Why do I keep asking questions? Fuck, did it again.

Basically it's like this Birdman/Lil Wayne video which talks about the Uptown district of New Orleans. Incidentally the same neighborhood (well borderline) she lives in.

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