Frightening Parallels

They just aren't that different than us.

Duly Noted

"I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

-Bull Durham

Campus Chic- Have A Good Laugh Fuckers

Chloe Schildhause and Sky Madden take on the Long-Champ mafia that is our campus to find that good shit.

Campus Chic Episode 1: Sina Ghahreman from San Francisco Foghorn on Vimeo.

The ULTIMATE Dealbreaker

Was Jon Gosselin always such a D-bag or has the divorce from Kate just brought out the worst? Either way, SuckitbySina is proud to present that he is the #1 Dealbreaker.

If you haven't already figured this one out...don't worry, I'm prepared to explain.

Exhibit A: The constant use of BlueTooth when not operating a motor vehicle.

Exhibit B: Always looks sweaty.

Exhibit C: Love for "mandals" aka man sandals.

Exhibit D: Hair plugs, hair plugs, hair plugs.

Exhibit E: Perpetual wearing of all things Ed Hardy-even his own show was so disgusted they had to blur out those lame ass designs on his t-shirts.

Exhibit F: Has an annoying voice.

Exhibit G: Man Boobs. Need I say more.

Not only does this guy possess a plethora of horrible attributes, but homeboy left his children and pretty decent looking wife (with vaginal reconstructive surgery to repair what those 13 kids did to her lady parts, so I'm sure it's back to virgin status) for some skanky little mid-west whore. Nice job buddy. But hey, she's just as much a cheesy Deakbreaker as he is so I hope they live happily ever after. Suck it.

-Evathediva

SuckitbySina Correspondent

Blackberry Vizion

This is Paulina. She gets nosebleeds more often than Mischa Barton goes to the hospitol for "exhaustion." Toilet paper in the left nostril is THE look for Fall '09. Pshhhh