Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dealmaker (if you qualify please apply in person)

Baby Anderson Cooper

Since Dealbreakers have blown up so hard, so fast that I still have whip lash from the last eight 30 Rock episodes, it's time to put some positive energy out there. Now we're addressing dealmakers which are attributes so strong, so valid that serious other flaws can be overlooked. Under the circumstance that a person has both a dealbreaker and a dealmaker, it's on you to make the executive decision.

Dealmaker #1- IF YOU'RE A VANDERBILT
The Vanderbilts are just a good bred of human. Exhibit A: Anderson Cooper. Yea that silver fox over at CNN, throwing around hot topics, all over the world, always in a perfect suit.
Well Mr. Cooper is actually the son of Husbandnumber3? and Gloria Vanderbilt. And ladies: keep walking, he ain't interested.

Exhibit B: Nate Archibald's mother on GG is Gloria Vanderbilt. Therefore Nate Archibald is set to become an Anderson Cooper. Very interesting and Chace Crawford is no childs play either. The simple joy of hearing your name end with Vanderbilt is a pretty good "suck on that" to the rest of the world. Gurl, this would make that high school reunion so much more fun.


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