Dealmaker (if you qualify please apply in person)

Dedicated SuckitbySina correspondent Evathediva, writes for us the following Dealmaker:

Dealmaker #2- If you own a chain of supermarkets

I mean, it really can't get much better than owning a supermarket. Free food, booze, flowers, tampons, birthday cake, and much more. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at me, but I LOVE to eat so this could quite possibly be the ultimate DEALMAKER. So basically, a person possessing this umm quality (or inheritance) can do no wrong in my book. Mr. Whole Foods if you're out there...please call me, I would like to get married immediately. Not only would I have the please of getting free shit at the market but people that own supermarkets are rich!! For example, Mr. Smith who owns the chain of Smith's grocery stores located throughout the United States. My friend's mom was dating him last summer and he flew her and 6 of her best friends (including myself) to Hawaii for 2 weeks. We stayed in his 7 bedroom ocean-front home that was right next door to Kelsey Grammer, Charles Schwab, and the dude that owns the Boston Celtics. I didn't spend a dime the entire trip and I wasn't even the one sleeping with the guy!! AMAZING.

-Evathediva

Dealmaker (if you qualify please apply in person)

Baby Anderson Cooper

Since Dealbreakers have blown up so hard, so fast that I still have whip lash from the last eight 30 Rock episodes, it's time to put some positive energy out there. Now we're addressing dealmakers which are attributes so strong, so valid that serious other flaws can be overlooked. Under the circumstance that a person has both a dealbreaker and a dealmaker, it's on you to make the executive decision.

Dealmaker #1- IF YOU'RE A VANDERBILT
The Vanderbilts are just a good bred of human. Exhibit A: Anderson Cooper. Yea that silver fox over at CNN, throwing around hot topics, all over the world, always in a perfect suit. Well Mr. Cooper is actually the son of Husbandnumber3? and Gloria Vanderbilt. And ladies: keep walking, he ain't interested.

Exhibit B: Nate Archibald's mother on GG is Gloria Vanderbilt. Therefore Nate Archibald is set to become an Anderson Cooper. Very interesting and Chace Crawford is no childs play either. The simple joy of hearing your name end with Vanderbilt is a pretty good "suck on that" to the rest of the world. Gurl, this would make that high school reunion so much more fun.