Dedicated SuckitbySina correspondent Evathediva, writes for us the following Dealmaker:
Dealmaker #2- If you own a chain of supermarkets
I mean, it really can't get much better than owning a supermarket. Free food, booze, flowers, tampons, birthday cake, and much more. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at me, but I LOVE to eat so this could quite possibly be the ultimate DEALMAKER. So basically, a person possessing this umm quality (or inheritance) can do no wrong in my book. Mr. Whole Foods if you're out there...please call me, I would like to get married immediately. Not only would I have the please of getting free shit at the market but people that own supermarkets are rich!! For example, Mr. Smith who owns the chain of Smith's grocery stores located throughout the United States. My friend's mom was dating him last summer and he flew her and 6 of her best friends (including myself) to Hawaii for 2 weeks. We stayed in his 7 bedroom ocean-front home that was right next door to Kelsey Grammer, Charles Schwab, and the dude that owns the Boston Celtics. I didn't spend a dime the entire trip and I wasn't even the one sleeping with the guy!! AMAZING.
-Evathediva
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