SmoothCriminal

REAL MEN USE A BLADE

When I was packing up my apartment I threw my electric razor into a box and put it into storage. Not really smart thinking when you are going to need it all summer. So I bought some razors and borrowed some shaving cream and was about to go at it, when I looked at Emma and stopped. The idea of putting a blade to my face was hugely disheartening especially after years of hearing girls bitch about cuts from razors on their legs. I like my face the way it is and I recently added a scar to my left cheek (thanks Dexter) and am not looking to start a collection. So Emma and I decided to do our research. We YouTubed "how to shave" and watched the black man in the video below. Some people have their dads show them the ropes, some turn to black men on YouTube for help. Finally I was ready to grow a pair and do the damn thing. Emma snapped a pic as I tentatively took my first swipe. Basically it's just like using those window washers at the gas station and I don't know why no one had never told me that before. 

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