MAJOR Sitaution

Looks like my gurl Eva found herself in a SITUATION

Holy shit. There is a MAJOR situation on our hands and it's a little show called Jersey Shore. I know you've seen it because everyone has. I've literally had 35 minute conversations with complete strangers about how Sammy needs to stop blaming Ronnie for stupid things. "Rawwwwwnie, don't make fun of my big toe. Seeriously that's personally issues." You can sit there and be disgusted with these people OR you can shutup and get on board already. The thing is sometimes, very rarely, people can be so ghetto, so fucked-up on the spectrum that they actually do a 180 and end up on the fabulous side of things. If you need another example it's New York from "Flavor of Love" and later her own shows. That chick literally has "Princess" tattood an her fake tight, with 4 inch nails, smoking a Pall Mall Menthol, and STILL comes off as a classy gurl. Heading back to the Jersey Shore: on the Real World you hit someone YOU OUT. In this show you get hit and your appearance costs goes from $2,000 to $10,000 (Snooki!) and you get to stay on and keep partying at Kharma. I know where I'll be spending Spring Break this year. Fist pump!