It's much funnier going to themed parties when everyone decides to ditch theme and no one tells one person. The "Anything But Clothes" party started with a cerran-wrap mini-dress, but Mardi Gras beads and one scotch-tape X over each nipple was much more appropriate. She was the belle of the ball and when someone asked her if her nipples were getting hard, she triumphantly replied, "My nipples don't get hard because I wear a fur coat made out of fourteen rabbits."
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