Monday, June 29, 2009

Daily Dealbreaker


Dealbreaker #12: "I won't date you if you where shirts with: pick-up lines, self-describing slogans, or sexual innuendo."

Seriously this isn't junior high anymore. I don't need to know that you think you're "rich and good looking" or that you "heart vagina." All it really says is that you thought what some un-clever loser who failed out of FIDM and is now designing for the likes of Hot Topic and
TackyT-shirts.com (or something like that), was dead-on when he came up with the shirt that you are insisting on the rest of the world associate with you. What happens when you run into someone wearing the same shirt? "Whoa, you like tits too?? Shit so do I! Let's go throw back some Jaegar bombs and pick-ups some broads breh." Spare me, seriously spare me.

2 comments:

  1. I think I remember YOU insisting that I get a T-shirt from Urban that says "I make good babies"

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  2. you make the best children tho!

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