Daily Dealbreaker

Dealbreaker #10: "I won't date you if you have a "baby on board" sticker anywhere on your vehicle.

It tells me you're a boring perfectionist. No spotaneauty, no surprises instead you're precautious and pretentious about things NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF. Congrats: you have a milk-draining cock-block of a kid. Like, "Oh I was planning on running into your car, but since you have a fucking "baby on board," I change my mind and I won't crash into your mini-van." Are you serious with that crap? Those little yellow sings are a major dealbreaker. Like a red flag for a situation or individual that regardless of the fact that they would never be considered romantically, socially: you want nothing to do with them. Just feel free to keep it to yourself because I don't need to know that there is "precious cargo" in your car. In reality I should be smart enough to know not to hit ANY cars on the road and by not trusting that I would know that, you're insulting intelligence. And you iz so wrong fo dat.

They're almost as bad as the damn stick-figure-family stickers. Complete with dog and everything! Come on people.