Standing in line to sell my soul (aka get a job application from Urban Outfitters) I noticed that the person ahead of me was using this contraption to hold a few of their bags. If you have one of these and use it: you have a shopping problem. Why would you spend money for something that will "aid" you in spending more fucking money? It also only has slots for three shopping bags. Three shopping bags filled with polyester cable-knit sweaters and Ugg boots are not going to be that god damn heavy. And don't even for a second pretend like since it's reusable your being environmentally friendly, cause you fucking not: YOU'RE MAKING A NON-ISSUE INTO AN ISSUE. You were just the ONE fucking person that fell for the stupid infomercial at 4 in the morning and ordered one. Ugh, this is 2009: hire an assistant or adopt a toddler to carry your shit.Thursday, June 4, 2009
Daily Dealbreaker
Dealbreaker #11: I won't date you if you use one of these multiple bag carrier thingys:
Standing in line to sell my soul (aka get a job application from Urban Outfitters) I noticed that the person ahead of me was using this contraption to hold a few of their bags. If you have one of these and use it: you have a shopping problem. Why would you spend money for something that will "aid" you in spending more fucking money? It also only has slots for three shopping bags. Three shopping bags filled with polyester cable-knit sweaters and Ugg boots are not going to be that god damn heavy. And don't even for a second pretend like since it's reusable your being environmentally friendly, cause you fucking not: YOU'RE MAKING A NON-ISSUE INTO AN ISSUE. You were just the ONE fucking person that fell for the stupid infomercial at 4 in the morning and ordered one. Ugh, this is 2009: hire an assistant or adopt a toddler to carry your shit.
Standing in line to sell my soul (aka get a job application from Urban Outfitters) I noticed that the person ahead of me was using this contraption to hold a few of their bags. If you have one of these and use it: you have a shopping problem. Why would you spend money for something that will "aid" you in spending more fucking money? It also only has slots for three shopping bags. Three shopping bags filled with polyester cable-knit sweaters and Ugg boots are not going to be that god damn heavy. And don't even for a second pretend like since it's reusable your being environmentally friendly, cause you fucking not: YOU'RE MAKING A NON-ISSUE INTO AN ISSUE. You were just the ONE fucking person that fell for the stupid infomercial at 4 in the morning and ordered one. Ugh, this is 2009: hire an assistant or adopt a toddler to carry your shit.
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