Top of the Food Chain

Kids are selfish beasts. (Whoa) I mean, a four year old is never going to help you bring the loads of grocerys into the house, ask you what you'd like for dinner, or be your designated driver. They will eventually: take you're money, scratch your new Honda Civic, and masterbate in your bed when you're not there. Comedian Kathy Griffin puts it well, "The next time a four year old asks me how my day is going...then ill change my tune."

Second point that'll probably secure my spot in hell is that kids can't be trusted. You have no idea what they are going to grow up to be. You could be investing all this time and when they're 17, find them reading anime while frenching their algebra teacher.

If I could turn back time. If I could find a-a way...starts playing in your regretful head.

There are some kids that defy these odds. These charismatic little shits are cool before they even know how to spell the word. Their swagga' is near beastly (that's a good thing) and they run the playground like their fucking P-Diddy. "Top of the Food Chain" aims to find these top-notch tots and make you realize you've been doing everything wrong since you were born.

Exhibit A: Little Aussie how'd you get so fly? It's not enough to just be absolutely adorable. Notice the Alanis Morissette "one hand in my pocket" and posed leg: this kid knows what he's doing. He could post up with the men playing chess in the park and totally hold his own. I wore the same outfit last week and it no one took MY fucking picture. Top of the god damn food chain.

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