MamaTried

Straight girls love to announce that they look like SUCH lesbians when they happen to have baggy clothes on, when in reality they just look like straight girls with baggy clothes on. 


I made it back from the south in one piece I guess, with some pretty good stories. I'll write some up when I feel like it. I got some film developed and the picture below was the last one on the roll. What a douchbag right? If the person who snapped it would come forward I'd really like some answers about this particular night. Jesus christ.

Basically...

                    

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SuckitbySina

GnarlyBallz

❝Shawty imma only tell you this once, you the illest

And for your lovin imma die hard like Bruce Willis

You got spark, you got spunk

You, you got something all the girls want

You're like a candy store

And Im a toddlor

You got me wantin more and ma ma more of

Your love, your love❞

happy birthday elise

brush your teeth before i get there:

los angeles to denver to new orleans

See ya in two weeks, ill need the second for isolated recovery

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SuckitbySina

Listen

Here's a list of word combinations or I guess they're called phrases I've heard this week. Whether it be a conversation I was a part of or one I had no business hearing. Other than "that's so 1923!" none of the rest came out of my mouth.

-Legal piss and jargon

-Farts for thoughts

-That's a lousy ass victory

-Who said that? Who said that?

-Open wide bitch

-I hope she gets diarrhea during mass

-Sarah Michelle Gellar

-That's so 1923!

-Your practicing borrowed generosity again

-Please slow the fuck down

-Parenting doesn't end when the kid turns 18

-Menopausal technology

-I'm really sorry

-I only have one Skype buddy

-Then she suggested a jenga tournament

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SuckitbySina

SunzOut

Sweating in Stars

I feel like air conditioning has become a luxury reserved for the upper-class. Time to take another cold shower, that makes three today.

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SuckitbySina

Blackberry Vizion

Rose- I don't know what all the fuss is about. It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania.

Cal Hockley- You can be blase about somethings Rose, but not about the Titanic. It's over a hundred feet longer than the Mauritania and far more luxurious.

BlackberryPics

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SuckitbySina

BBQ4YOU

"i wanna watch the too short video"

"it's not time for too short"

"WHERE'S DEVO? FIND DEVO!"

8 pounds of hamburger meat and 7 bottles of e&j,

chantal's birthday bbq was pretty amazeballz

(until i get my film developed 

here are some pictures kumasi took)

Photos from www.thefreedminds.blogspot.com

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SuckitbySina

summerizdabest

dont start your sentence with "to be honest..."

just fucking say it and i'll decide if you're being honest

oh and god bless america

i guess

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SuckitbySina

Supreme

it's sold out and i want it. i should have made moves a lot faster. crapballz, please find it for me and make my day. my birthdays coming and although i choose not to believe or partake in this myth called "aging" i still deserve to have it. can i get a what what?

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SuckitbySina

Wannagetaway?

a haiku for you:

would you like peanuts?

please prepare for landing sir

it's been too long love

July 19th I'm getting on a plane and going back to the dirty dirty south for a full week of friendship rejuvenation and more importantly, boozing. I haven't seen Elise since mid-May and you know that's too long for me to be apart from this gurl. If you've never been to New Orleans I suggest you stop fucking up and get over there immedzballz. Where else can you go get drive-thru daiquiris? They literally put a piece of tape over the straw to "discourage" drinking them before you get home. Where else are the roads so fucked up that certain streets feel like a 2.0 roller coaster if you gain enough speed? Where else can you go The Palms on Wednesday nights and play rock-paper-scissors with the bartender to see if your drinks are free? I'm not kidding, there's no cover charge and you can order whatever you want, including bottles, as many times as you want and if you win you turn around and walk away. Best thing invented, well since "Flip For It Fridays." Yup, you play heads or tails to see if your drinks are free. My kind of town. And don't even get me started on the food. This is the place that birthed (the past tense form 'to give birth', just go with it) the genius behind Popeye's, specifically the loaded chicken wrap that only costs $1.79 but always hits the spot. Is this all making sense? Do you feel me? Why do I keep asking questions? Fuck, did it again.

Basically it's like this Birdman/Lil Wayne video which talks about the Uptown district of New Orleans. Incidentally the same neighborhood (well borderline) she lives in.

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SuckitbySina