Come out come out Virginia!!

i'd rather laugh with the sinners, 

than cry with the saints

the sinners are much more fun

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B(.)(.)B Mansion Teaser

girl i seen you in clubs, just hanging out and dancin

you give your number to ever man you see

you never come home at night cause your out romancin

i wish you'd bring some of your love home to me

but my girl likes to party all the time

boobmansion presents...

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Blackberry Vizion

can i throw-up in your purse?

Blackberry Vizion

★★
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Little Joe

❝i have a girlfriend, she's really insane. she has a boyfriend and a lover and she's married.❞

joe dellasandro has since said that they were just basement films, no one took too seriously. that is until after they were released and he landed on the cover of rollingstone in 1971. andy (yes warhol) hired him as the bodyguard of his precious factory and later cast him in "trash." the story of a few days with a new york junkie moving through scenes of derailed women. the more each one chatted on for minutes on end, the more joe just mumbles with ambivalent agreement. i was screen-shot(ing) every five minutes because i couldn't believe i hadn't seen this film sooner. he's the junkie  i don't particularly care to see get clean because well, he's so damn good at getting by. 

dellasandro's character and face reminded me a lot of my friend paul's, whose behavior i usually can't wrap my head around. i'm going to say it: with a face like that you can afford to be a bit absent and thoughtfully selfish. if boys will be boys, then male models will be male models.

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Out Of Line

The boy sitting next to me in the computer lab asked me to watch his stuff while he stepped outside. I said yes of course. I read his journal of thoughts and poems. He shouldn't have left it open, four inches away from my left elbow. I shouldn't have read it. I'd like to tell him I liked his poems, but I won't. I really would like to, but I don't want to make it weird for us. I mainly have myself in mind. I'm still sitting next to him.

icanteachyouhowtodoit

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you couldn't make me feel alright 

if you stapled your tongue to my 

clit and stood on a cement mixer

images from olivier zahm's purple-diary

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Ideal

my alice in wonderland

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Happy B(log)irthday !

April mother-suckin 15th!

Today marks the one year anniversary of the day I started SuckitbySina. I was flipping through my journal that I have been neglecting a bit since I started this and I realized my first entry in it was on April 15th, 2007. I'm not into religion and can never remember if I'm a Scorpio or a Virgo, but 15 or 415 is a number that seems to be following me. Gurl you spooky! Thanks to those of you who read my rants and anecdotes. Although I started SuckitbySina to chronicle college and embarrass my friends, it has turned into me basically posting whatever runs through my mind. Sorry for less drunken stories, but everyone is so mature and under control these days. "We're so in control, over-statement of the year." I'll promise to keep posting and feel free to comment if you like something or better yet, if you hate something. And all of you going to Coachella and seeing the awesomeness that is Die Antwoord, feel free to SUCKIT.

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How you doin?

i said,

 pick one, either zebra or leopard 

she said,

 you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals

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Logistics

It is a specifically Western practice to begin telling a story at the high point rather than explaining the background. "Guess what happened! I got a speeding ticket." Then you describe each detail in a long winded follow up. Mademoiselle patience is off on maternal leave for a while. But we want our oil changed in less an hour, our children from Thailand Fed-Exed over night, and a days worth of energy in one little (extended release) pill. But what you really need instant gratification for is to have your story give you instant validation.

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Pokerfaces

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❝We all perform. It's what we do for each other all the time, deliberately or unintentionally. It's a way of telling about ourselves in the hope of being 

recognized as what we'd like to be.❞

Richard Avedon

We tumble out of the cab. I'm clutching my stomach and heaving like a cracked-out hyena. She thanks him over and over. Life-saver he really is. I'm still in character, slurring words that tell how much I want pizza, as a bystander observes, "Rough night huh?" We look up and straighten up. I'm now composed, "Not yet, I was just acting like I was too drunk to walk, to get a free cab." She asks him for a cigarette, he shakes his head and hands her one. I ask him for one, he pulls a gun.

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Thumb Ratings

window seat, preferably
i can't dance with this seat-belt on

two days in paris

(netflix instant)

❝ it's not your dick that's too 

big for French condoms, it's your ego ❞

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H-y-p-e

everything in moderation

even moderation

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Crystal Blue Persuasion

life of the (pool)party

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Logistics

❝ Do you think it's ok to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? ❞

Ok, calm down Christens. We all know it's obviously a little wrong or whatever, but this has become a favorite question of mine to ask complete strangers, especially if I'm at a point where I'm also slurring my words. A close second favorite is: Do you date me? They catch people off guard, it's nice and rewarding. The first one about drinking when pregnant is actually Chelsea Handler's opening line for some of her standup shows, so don't blame me. I love the way people react, pausing and being like "fuck no, are you fucking kidding me?"OR "Of course not." This reaction doesn't make me suddenly see the light and want to shake your hand for showing me the "right" answer. No that makes mama want to backhand you, for not getting that it's a fucking joke.

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Blackberry Vizion

i got the magic stick

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bad (ass) attitude

modern day james

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Muni Madness

Emma Marson and Bianca Gonzalez came up with a Pros and Cons list of rocking public transportation in San Francisco. I mean it really can be on another level sometimes so here is:

The good, bad, and ugly of riding the bus in San Francisco.

Cons:
-having to give up your seat for old people/preggers
-puke/questionable fluids
-groups of school children going on a field trip
-wheelchairs
-loud black girls
-getting robbed
-when you sit down next to someone and they move to a different seat/when you have an empty seat on either side of you and the person chooses to stand (it makes me feel bad about myself)
-when the counter is wrong at bus stops/when there isn't one
-talkative bums (can be a good thing 1% of the time)
-waking up two miles past your stop and hoping no one touched you
-getting on the back and the driver calling you out
-USF bus passes
-hot summer days and B.O.

Pros:
-pausing your ipod to listen to peoples conversations
-eye fucking a boy who is wearing a bruce springsteen shirt (downside: crackheads/minorities eye fucking you)
-finding $$
-night bus parties where you takeover the bus and drink and smoke blunts on your way to or from an actual party (this is a con for other riders at the time)
-puppies
-getting on the back for free

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