Secretary Chung

Alexa Chung is one of the best things since free slurpee day at 7-11. If you don't know, now ya now.

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SuckitbySina

GURL YOU ST(.)(.)PID

What do you mean there is no such thing as a stupid question? Not all stupid people are mute, correct? So if a stupid person asks a question, it is highly likely it will be a stupid question.


Don't ask the professor what he means by "8 to 10 pages" when referring to the length of a paper. He probably, just probably, means that he wants the length of the paper to be 8 to 10 pages.

HighProfile

blingBLING + bangBANG

hell is gone and heaven's here, there's nothing left for you to fear, shake your ass come over here, now scream!

lyrics- Robbie Williams

SuckitbySina AbrevLang UPDATE

The Abrev Lang is beyond amaze at this pt. Every poss word is being abbreved and it's sometimes hard to keep up. Clarif:

Ush is not the abbrev for usual or usually because it doesn't translate the same through text. Ush is abbrev for Usher, the R&B singer with the ice-cube tray abs. After much debate the abbrev for usual or usually is either: Uje or Ujz.

And as I said before thinking at a recent lunch, the abbrev for jalapeno is jali, pronounced h-a-l-ly.

Abrev Lang is on another lev

SuckitbySina UPDATE

Update: You read about the insane and near inhumane events that happened this past Valentine's Day. Well I have an update on "Gurl" the black baby pit bull I purchased (and returned). Sitting at the park last Monday we saw a questionable, but caring couple cup-caking (whoa that's a lot of c's) with each other and with a dog that looked a lot like our Gurl. After asking them we found out that they had indeed bought the dog on Valentine's Day from the same lady we did, and she was the runt of the litter too! Well there can only be one runt of a litter, so it was indeed my "beloved" Gurl. Although they had renamed her, "Fendi," they seemed caring enough and I was glad to see that the little shit looked well fed and well educated. She ran right up to me and gave me a look that clearly said, "Bitch you abandoned me, but you're lucky my shrink told me to forgive you."

Four-Legged Gurl

LADYkillers

a guy's only as good as 

the girls he has on his arm

i'm a man of obsession and idolization, can i kick it?

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  mirror mirror on the wall

Started Something...

i got a rocket

you're going on it
you're never coming back



(Spring)Break me off some: Goldfrapp

Potato Talk

Fact: I've never met a potato I didn't like.

Fact: I've met a lot of potatoes.

The potato is simply a good thing, a loyal friend. In so many different shapes, sizes, colors, and consistencies: it is easy to love. I'm more likely to discriminate with people than discriminate with potatoes. And something tells me: so are you. Members of the Potato Hall of Fame include: the mashed potato, potato salad, potato chips, french fries, baked potatoes, twice-baked potatoes, people who are "couch potatoes," that potato a la grate with the white cheesy fancy-ass sauce, hash browns, seasoned potatoes, mr. potato-head, criss-cut fries, sweet potatoes...i rest my case. Research has shown that potatoes are great on top of everything, even/especially on more potatoes. So next time you come across one, any which kind of potato, feel free to pop-off on it in a big way.

Technology blows my mind

i just ran into your dad on chatroulette

planet mars

happy birthday emma marson!

Terrys Diary

Terry lets you further into his world: www.terrysdiary.com

CITY GURLS TEN COMMANDMENTS

I've been lazy with my writing so I decided to ask the city gurls what they would consider our ten commandments to live by to be. I started a thread on facebook with them and with only a minor edits done by myself, these are what they came up with. Pretty, witty, and a really shitty (at times), here are the CityGurlsTenCommandments:

#1- City gurls must always be up to date on all of the housewives, the cast of the real world, what bad girl got socked this week, and anything bravo, lifetime, mtv, oxygen, gangland, and anything else remotely stimulating that is on television. If not you will fall behind when conversations regarding these shows and characters get brought up.

#2-You never do homework on sundays, instead you try and take as many pills as you can get your hands on and pretend its not the end of the weekend.

#3- You never pay for cheese.

#4- City gurls must always consume a minimum of 6 bottles of e&j or an equivalent substitute per weekend.

Stipulation: Acceptable substitutes include RebelYell Whiskey (via trader joes gift card), jack daniels, and jim beam. This doesn't include the off chance that we have not gotten a bottle before going somewhere and are therefore drinking someone else's alcohol, in which case any kind of booze is welcomed and acceptable.

#5- If people ask about where to go, always say the wharf. But truly we only have to go there about once or twice a year to claim it as our favorite place.

#6- Girl is spelled and pronounced G-U-R-L. Also be aware of what boys it is appropriate to call "gurl" without them getting offended and throwing a fit, no matter how drunk you are. Loose-cannons are never a good idea to test the "gurl" on.

#7- Always try to establish a deadweight early in the night with the others so you don't end up being it. Since we are prone to make-fun "deadweight" is a ritual we have created to put all the snickering, sarcasm, and blame on one person for the duration of an evening. Dodging being deadweight is tricky but do-able.

Stipulation: Regardless of deadweight city gurls must try their very hardest to get each others back no matter what, except for when Blackedout-Elise said to a homeless midget: "You're short," cause that's just wrong.

#8- When taking a cab, let it get halfway towards your destination before informing the driver that you have no money and no actual intention of paying for the cab. Nine out of ten times it works every time.

#9- City gurls always try and learn from their mistakes (key word: try). For example on Valentine's Day when we got too drunk during the day, bought a baby pit-bull, had it for 2 hours, sobered up, realized we could not take care of it, and returned it. We just looked at it as if we rented it. As of February 14th, 2010 we have not made that mistake again. So proud of you gurls!

#10- You deserve everything and everyone else should be working hard to get it for you. And even if you think it's ridiculous: ask for things, everything. What's the worst that happens? Put on a coy smile and a baby voice and that side of onions rings is yours, no extra charge!

Tough Competition

If McDonalds Sold Whiskey

Getcho grub on gurl

Seriously if there was a McWhiskey and coke on the dollar menu I would dig myself into an even earlier grave. Poor sad little arteries would be clogged with Big Macs and washed down with McWhiskeys. I know that Europe McDonalds have beer and yes, I do like the sound of that, but this would be better. I prefer to start with the Big Mac and then follow it with a McChicken, specifically in that order because if I start with the McChicken then I'm too full to enjoy my Big Mac. Trust me, I've tried it every which way. McWhiskey and Coke at McDonalds would immediately make that the hottest pre-game spot and even post-game when you just want some chicken nuggets before bed. "You're gross!" Call me gross again and pass that fucking sweet and sour sauce.

planet mars