Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Turbo

My mother took this picture one morning this summer. That's Turbo chillen on my head. Turbo is awesome. He likes cucumbers and is unarguably the ultimate "chillaxer." (A fifty-fifty combination of "chillin" and "relaxin.") It sounds easy but getting it just right is tricky. Things to consider: remembering to bring your phone with you when you sit down in front of the television on a Sunday. This is key in making sure you do not have to get up to get it and will allows you to text friends and call for food to be brought to you. Everyday I think 'what would Turbo do' and then I take an advil and begrudgingly go through my days "responsibilities," only looking forward to being horizontal again with something mind-numbing moving in front of my eyes.

I thought posing with a tortoise on your head was something I had pioneered until I came across this picture of Courtney Love today. As if I needed another reason to love her.


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