Sunday, May 24, 2009

These Girls, These Girls, These Girls


Spending large amounts of time with the same people and driving around with two brutally uncensored females, makes dialogue know no boundaries. Staring out the window, smoking a cigarette, listening with a dazed and confused ear, not picking up all the words, I gathered this conversation. "Olive" explains to "Fiona" that the grass isn't always greener on the other side. (No really, they're being serious.)

Olive: I came three times before he did once. Good sex last night.

Fiona: Wait so he came after 20 minutes and you came 3x faster?

Olive: YEA.

Fiona: Man, I need to have sex like that. I NEED A NEW VAGINA.

Olive: Trust me, you'd rather have your vagina and not be able to come during sex, than have ovarian cysts, and yeast and bladder infections: LIKE IT IS GOING OUT OF STYLE.

Glad we covered that.

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