Spending large amounts of time with the same people and driving around with two brutally uncensored females, makes dialogue know no boundaries. Staring out the window, smoking a cigarette, listening with a dazed and confused ear, not picking up all the words, I gathered this conversation. "Olive" explains to "Fiona" that the grass isn't always greener on the other side. (No really, they're being serious.)
Olive: I came three times before he did once. Good sex last night.
Fiona: Wait so he came after 20 minutes and you came 3x faster?
Olive: YEA.
Fiona: Man, I need to have sex like that. I NEED A NEW VAGINA.
Olive: Trust me, you'd rather have your vagina and not be able to come during sex, than have ovarian cysts, and yeast and bladder infections: LIKE IT IS GOING OUT OF STYLE.
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