WHO DONE IT?? LITERALLY

[Well if at one point in the night your holding onto a pole on the sidewalk, while sitting on your friends head, as she is attempting to pray: the following story makes more sense.]

Sometimes shit is just WAY too literal. So many common day expressions or saying should not under ANY circumstance become a reality. Like "imma bust a cap in yo ass!" If that was to ever literally play out, I'm getting the FUCK OUT OF THERE. Or "kill two birds with one stone." I don't need none of that. Let's keep it figurative:

So when you say "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit," what you want it to mean is something around you is hugely disgusting or offensive to you. A friend found out the hard way what you don't want it to mean: Paulina drank too much last night and while driving around in his roommates BALLER ride the next morning, he literally threw up in his mouth a little and held it in with both hands covering his mouth, until she could pull over. Then he could finally get out and release his tequila and yesterday's burrito steaming stew, all over the sidewalk. Ugh fucking lovely.