Wednesday, February 24, 2010

ABREV LANG


The Abreve Lang is a particular type of system for encoding and decoding information. This language or type of speech originated in West Hollywood and is indigenous to the Harper Street Gurls. The Abrev Lang is especially helpful when texting and bbm'ing many people at the same time. You can also use this lang in the biz setting. For example: real estate. While sitting on an open house here is what you tell your client:

Abrev Lang: "I have an amaze prop to show u imeedz in bev hills adjace, it will be totes brillz for you."

Translation: "I have an amazing property to show you, available immediately, in beverly hills adjacent. It will be totally brilliant for you."

The following is an excerpt from the Abrev Lang Dic (dictionary):
  • Desp= desperate
  • Miz= miserable
  • avail= available
  • Dit-to-the-toe= ditto
  • Perf= perfect
  • Ish= issue
  • Mage= major
  • Coc wat= coconut water
  • Grove spert= the grove expert
  • Loves= love you
  • Fab= fabulous
  • Adjace= adjacent
  • Med plat= Mediterranean platter
  • Reg bev wilsh= regent beverly wilshire
  • Hung= hungover
  • Prop= property
  • Totes= totally
  • Soup jetts= souped up jetta
  • Brillz= brilliant
  • Amaze= amazing
  • Litz= literally
  • Profesh= professional
  • Imeedz= immediately
  • Delish= delicious
  • Craze= crazy
  • Gene= geniusPeen= penis
  • Desish= decision
  • Deetz= details
  • Err= everything
  • Whatevs= whatever
  • Fotz= photos
  • Ridic= Ridiculous
  • BBerry= Blackberry
  • Werd= Gotcha/"I understand gurl"
  • Holla= "Call me later" or a replacement for "werd"
 There are many many more, but feel free to pop-off on these if you haven't already begun to. Good work EvatheDiva, your spelling is amaze, you must be a college graduate!

Comment with your fav abrevs...

3 comments:

  1. computer --> cooter.

    EX (Directed at boyfriend): "Gurl, stop playing with your cooter and pay attention to me!!"

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