Kami, who once vowed never to mess with butt sex, recently explored and conquered this new territory. When our professor brought up a society that tried to make buttsex illegal, Kami turns to me and most adamantly says, "If they ban sodomy, my life would be so sad."
Over a dinner of pizza last night the topic came up again and another good quote, "Just a little bit of lube and you can stick almost anything in your ass." This was obviously followed by a good amount of laughter and many "You're so embarrassing. I can't take you anywhere," comments from me. The family of four seated next to us we're disgusted and began doing hail-marys on our behalf for the rest of their dinner. They had no idea what was coming.
We then proceeded to apply Kami's theory to every single object sitting on the dinner table. Here are our reactions:
-Salt shaker: so easy
-Bread basket: tricky but possible
-Pizza: messy, gross
-Plate: impossible, ouch
-Napkins: why bother?
And next week we cover the economy and universal health care!
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