Monday, April 20, 2009

Daily Dealbreaker


Our girl Eva is back with another bone to pick and I must say she's got a point. Hooking up with a friend's ex is a standard no-no, but picking at their leftovers, in general, can be a sticky situation. And you know that pun was intended.


Dealbreaker #4:

"I wont date you if a friend of mine has already banged you."


Thanks to the societal double-standards that exist between men and women, this rule applies mostly to girls and their girlfriends, although not excluded from guys and their sexual relationships entirely. Knowing (or in some cases later finding out through investigation) that one of your friends has already gotten down with a guy that you are attracted to and may want take the relationship to 4th base sometime in the future could be a complete turn-on or make you throw up in your mouth a little. Look, sometimes shit happens and there are those seldom nights of drunken slutty behavior or that one night where it felt so good yet so so wrong at the same time. Either way- its not OK. I recently met this hottie little D-list actor boy, Andrew Keegan, at a reggae bar one night in venice- we hit it off and exchanged digits. The next day he called me and I was so excited that I had a new crush. Not for long! I managed to get his entire life story and then some in a matter of 3 hours after my friend, who we will call Jane, had informed me that she used to date him back in the day. I was immediately turned off by my new discovery- too much, too soon. There was no way I could bump uglies with this guy now- what if he compares how we are in bed? what if my friend thinks I'm a slut now that I did that? What if I want her to be my made of honor at the wedding? What if that would be too tempting for them to handle and they bang in the honey moon suite the day before the wedding? And that my friends...is the problem with hooking up with your friends left-overs.


-EvatheDiva Holbrook

1 comment:

  1. andrew keegan circa "camp nowhere" was such a hottie

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