The summer is almost here and the heat is rising. Everything is sticky and you might think it's alright cause everyone is sweating. Nah check it.
Dealbreaker #5:
"I won't date you if you sweat when not "active," specifically on the forehead armpits, chest, and back.
Let me define active: working out (dancing definitely counts), manual labor, sex, or an intensely high pressure situation: like getting mugged or meeting Kate Moss. But if you sweat when sitting at your computer typing or ordering a burrito at the taqueria, I know myself well enough to know that that shit is not only gross, but a total dealbreaker. When even the slightest glistening pearl of salty sweat forms on an unactive persons forehead a prospect can jekyll and hyde in front of my eyes into the most unfuckable noob, before I ever have the chance to fight against my shallow state of existence.
That's soooo true!
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