Daily Dealbreaker

When I saw this picture a part of me died. You might say that it is obvious: it's a douchebag red flag, let alone a dealbreaker. But I'm going to take it one step farther:

Dealbreaker #7:

"I won't date you if, YOU'RE THIS FUCKING GUY."

Holy shit. Like actually WHERE do I begin. The Ed Hardy shirt is mistake #1. The orange tint from his over-tanned skin combined with his viciously plucked and possibly pencilled in eyebrows, are abslutely insane. Let's move on to the hair. The whole tic-tac-toe board on the side of his head is in no way edgy. He's used a gel and cum combination to form a pyramid of hair on his head. The worst part is the eery pinkish smirk across his face, as he holds in his arms a legally blind, emotionally insecure Jersey girl. You KNOW he has never gone down on her and never will, because he says he doesn't like the taste of sushi. So if you look like, smell like, walk, talk, fuck, suck, or think anything LIKE this d-bag, rev-up your lowered mitsubishi with spray painted black-rims at the next red light we're both sitting at and get the fuck out of town.

In case he didn't give you enough nightmares for the next ten years, I give you the entire hair-gel, vodka slut mafia: