Time for a rant! I stand by this one, shits annoying and I'm tired of people running around with one hand on their ears, heads bent, muttering about budget deficits to themselves. I think you'll agree:
Dealbreaker #3:
"I won't date you if you wear and/or use a bluetooth while walking down the street or anytime when not operating a motor vehicle."
Let get something straight: bluetooths are in no way cool, badass, or any kind of panty-dropper. They do not and never will make you seem: 3 inches bigger, more professional, or capable of growing a full beard. Rather you look crazy, talking to yourself while actually pressingly telling your roommate to clean the fucking puke he left on the toilet seat off before you get home. To others its a pretentious douche-bag red flag that immediately makes you seem like an uncultured pee-hole. If you're going to conform and get one, keep it in the car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8RW6bxmkyA
ReplyDeleteHere's the link to that commercical about that hearing aid that looks like a bluetooth and you can use it to hear people talking from across the room haha