Lesbians have it better than gay guys

Maybe it's juvenile indiscretion. Maybe it's the heat of springtime. No no it's probably boatloads of tequila, but it seems to me that all around formerly straight girls are thinking the grass is greener on the other side. More than a few girls I know have been...I don't know, not "experimenting," I don't like that word, it reminds me of science, but have been welcoming the idea of physical girl-on-girl sleep overs. 

I recently had dinner with two of my VERY straight girls friends, who we'll call Rikki and Vikki. And by dinner I mean drinks, lots of drinks. At some point in the night we ended up in a sex shop buying a strap-on. (Thinking back, this must have started with a dare of sorts. Warning: drinking prior to "truth or dare" can result in the loss of both your memory and your morals.) Vikki, or was it Rikki?, whatever, used the strap-on on the other for a good 30 minutes before the night was over. Besides the fact that it is just hilarious to wake up to a pink sparkly strap-on lying on your dresser, the point is these girls never batted an eye to their sexual preference. No one called home and no one had a tell-all special on Dr.Phil.

 

And lesbians: good for you! Pop, lock, and drop it until you can't any longer, but somewhere along the lines our society accepted girls casually hooking up with other girls. Straight guys "apparently" find it hot and no one thinks twice about it the next morning when you're hairs in a knot and your trying to check out of the hotel. But when a straight guy even thinks about shaking up with another guy, the idea is torpedoed out of his own head faster than your food is delivered from King of Thai restaurant. (And if you've been there, you know they're fucking quick.) I'm not saying all straight guys have this hidden fantasy of sucking a dick, but the point can be made that if society looked at it the same way they do girls riding the dividing line, men would more open to the idea.