Saturday, April 18, 2009

Daily Dealbreaker


Preface: I am still an asshole and I don't wish someone cutting themselves on anyone, but that's just way too much baggage.

Dealbreaker #4:
"I won't date you if are currently a cutter."

Oh COME ON, I'm not good with that. Drug problems and daddy issues are thing that can be tolerated, but the next time you go to take a leak and find your lover bent over with a gilette against their wrist, a bottle of jack by their side, and emotions begging for Dr. Phil: tell me how "incredibly amazing" they are then. Note, the terms are "currently" a cutter, so have your Courtney Love phase before we meet.


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