I haven't actually met anyone who consistently falls victim to the following Dealbreaker, but just in case you exist: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.
Dealbreaker #6:
"I won't date you if you refer to yourself in the third person.
Sina thinks people that speak of themselves in the third person:
a) love to talk about themselves
b) want to end up alone and miserable
c) fucking suck
d) all of the above
Sina studied hard for this life test and Sina is going to pick d) as his final answer. Sina believes that with absolutely zero research or factual evidence, that people who speak in such a manner are in fact: clinically insane and/or a little retarded. Sure with spot on comedic timing, once in a blue moon, it's kosher to pull the "Sina thinks you suck!" response when lacking another comeback to someone's insult, but talking in a self-righteous idiotic way for more than 5 seconds a year is not appropriate. Sina says there's nothing wrong with thinking in the third person, because the he doesn't have to hear it. Sina is ashamed for writing in the third person, but is doing so to emphasis his hugely important point.
a) love to talk about themselves
b) want to end up alone and miserable
c) fucking suck
d) all of the above
Sina studied hard for this life test and Sina is going to pick d) as his final answer. Sina believes that with absolutely zero research or factual evidence, that people who speak in such a manner are in fact: clinically insane and/or a little retarded. Sure with spot on comedic timing, once in a blue moon, it's kosher to pull the "Sina thinks you suck!" response when lacking another comeback to someone's insult, but talking in a self-righteous idiotic way for more than 5 seconds a year is not appropriate. Sina says there's nothing wrong with thinking in the third person, because the he doesn't have to hear it. Sina is ashamed for writing in the third person, but is doing so to emphasis his hugely important point.
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