E & J

It's not unknown that here at SuckItBySina we like a good mixed drink, or 12. Heavy drinking and crude behavior are things you should get out of your system in your teens, twenties, and early thirties. So go ahead, open a tab and buy enough rounds to make you leave without remembering to close the bill. Sure you'll have to shuffle back to the scene of the crime the next afternoon with your tail between your legs to retrieve your card and cringe at the 76 dollar bill you don't remember raking up, BUT come on babe, take a walk on the wild side.

Recession drinking has brought a new default drink of choice. Enter: the slow brewed brandy: E&J. Jim Beam was breaking the bank so at 8 dollars a bottle, E&J is a gift from baby jesus. Researchers (the city gurls) recommend splitting a bottle between no more or less than three people. Four or more and your just going to have to get a second one to "finish the job," and splitting one between two will make you wake up next to a mountain goat with a bad urinary tract infection, so I've heard. Brewed in classy Medesto California E&J is contested by some to be second to Ancient Age Whiskey, but I'm not quite on board yet. It'll get you Easy & Jealous real quick, TRUST.